Thanksgiving jokes – Sure to keep your guest laughing through dinner

Thanksgiving jokes can make the holiday all the more fun.

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Thanksgiving jokes can make the holiday all the more fun.

Hannah Black and Morgan Browning
November 7, 2016

  1. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?  He got the stuffing knocked out of him! 
  2. What does DJ Khaled eat on Thanksgiving?  MAJOR turKEY.
  3. Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks.
  4. Why did the Pilgrim’s pants keep falling down? Because his belt buckle was on his hat! 
  5. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?  “Boy! I’m stuffed!”
  6. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?  Because they use such fowl language.
  7. When did the Pilgrims say, “God Bless America!” first? The first time America sneezed. 
  8. What is blue and covered in feathers?  A turkey holding its breath!
  9. When the Pilgrims landed in America, where did they stand? On their feet! 
  10. What kind of vegetables go best with a turkey? Beets me!
  11. Why did the pilgrim eat a candle?  He wanted a light snack.
  12. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock.
  13. Why did the turkey cross the road? The Chicken was on Thanksgiving break!
  14. What would you call a pet squash? Call it anything you want, it won’t hear you.
  15. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter ‘g’.
  16. What do turkeys like to do on sunny days? Go on peck-nics!
  17. What side of the turkey is the left side? The part that wasn’t eaten. 
  18. What do you get if you cross a turkey and a bell? A bird that has to wring its own neck!
  19. Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wig warm.
  20. Why did Ms. Hayes give such low grades after Thanksgiving? Because everything is marked down after the holidays!
  21. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes- a building can’t jump at all.