Thanksgiving jokes – Sure to keep your guest laughing through dinner

Thanksgiving jokes can make the holiday all the more fun.
November 7, 2016
- What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
- What does DJ Khaled eat on Thanksgiving? MAJOR turKEY.
- Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks.
- Why did the Pilgrim’s pants keep falling down? Because his belt buckle was on his hat!
- What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “Boy! I’m stuffed!”
- Why can’t you take a turkey to church? Because they use such fowl language.
- When did the Pilgrims say, “God Bless America!” first? The first time America sneezed.
- What is blue and covered in feathers? A turkey holding its breath!
- When the Pilgrims landed in America, where did they stand? On their feet!
- What kind of vegetables go best with a turkey? Beets me!
- Why did the pilgrim eat a candle? He wanted a light snack.
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock.
- Why did the turkey cross the road? The Chicken was on Thanksgiving break!
- What would you call a pet squash? Call it anything you want, it won’t hear you.
- What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter ‘g’.
- What do turkeys like to do on sunny days? Go on peck-nics!
- What side of the turkey is the left side? The part that wasn’t eaten.
- What do you get if you cross a turkey and a bell? A bird that has to wring its own neck!
- Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wig warm.
- Why did Ms. Hayes give such low grades after Thanksgiving? Because everything is marked down after the holidays!
- Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes- a building can’t jump at all.