St. Patrick’s Day jokes


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St. Patrick’s Day is a great time to have a laugh with friends.

Tatum True, Section Editor

Everyone loves a good joke, especially around a holiday! Here’s some jokes to brighten your St. Patty’s Day.
Q: Why don’t you iron 4-leaf clovers?
A: Because you don’t want to press your luck.
Q: What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Boos.
Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?
A: Sure, they’re green with envy!
Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A:  He took a shortcut!
Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a little short.