1. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
2. Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
3. Do you live in a corn field? Because I’m ‘stalking’ you.
4. I like Legos, you like Legos, we should build a relationship.
5. I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice.
6. Hey you dropped something when you walked by. What? My jaw.
7. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the one you need.
8. You smell like trash, may I take you out?
9. Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away.
10. You’re like a dictionary, you give meaning to my life.